Do you feel that you could have received better service somewhere else?
Yes! I know that I would have gotten better service anywhere else!
Is this provider easy to reach in an emergency?
No. It took me several times to get through.
Does this provider give unbiased advice?
No. I didn't trust their motives.
Did this provider wear an obnoxious cologne?
No, they didn't wear any cologne
Did this provider have reasonable prices?
Not at all, they were ridiculous!