Does this provider remember you by name?
No, and they don't make an effort to even try
Does this provider leave you on hold for a long time when you call?
No, they are really great about answering the phone right away
Did you leave the office feeling satisfied with your visit?
No, I left with more problems than I came with!
Was this provider's office easy to locate?
Absolutely! It couldn't have been easier!
Are you going to visit this provider again?
Not if my life depended on it