Did you notice a foul odor when you arrived at this provider's office?
Not at all, their office smelled fantastic!
Did this provider ever take personal phone calls while in the appointment room with you?
He/she would never do that! Their full attention is always on me.
Did this provider ever dismiss your concerns as unimportant?
Never, they go out of their way to address every concern of mine immediately
Did this provider wear an obnoxious cologne?
No, they didn't wear any cologne