Does this provider remember you by name?
No, and they don't make an effort to even try
Did this provider ever postpone your appointment?
Sometimes, a little too often
Were the restrooms well-stocked at this provider's office?
No, they were out of everything!
Did this provider use excessive foul language?
Definitely! I was shocked and horrified!
Does this provider maintain a professional appearance?
Absolutely Not! He/She always looks like a slob.